Dear DH...

Dear Dh,
I have not been feeling the same love towards you as I have in the past, and it is thanks to your evil mother.  She has been trying to break up our marriage ever since we got married.  From all the negative comments about our wedding, to the "honestly I know you're headed to divorce" comments and then to the "you're not good enough for my son" remarks.

Lately your evil mother has been a pain in our butts, she has been causing so much drama and headache.  I do not understand why you don't see this?? She calls me drunk and then tells me how she doesn't like me, how I'm not good enough for you, how my child doesn't look like me because I cannot have children naturally, or how my son is her son and you are her lover!

It is very hard to separate that she is a bitch and that you aren't making her say those evil words! BUT when you tell me that I should just squash it and just be nice to her or that she's dumb and drunk and has no idea what she is doing, that makes me so very upset! it hurts my feelings that you can't stand up for your family!! Lil M and I are your family now.. I understand that she is your evil mother, but seriously, I think it's time to cut the chord!! Your relationship with her isn't a healthy one, she is trying to split up our marriage, she wants you to move away from me! She says mean things about me, things that you can never forget!! 

How can you defend your evil mother when she is so mean to me? How can you not see how that is unhealthy? My entire family is sooo nice to you! They help us out when you are drinking out at the bars and pick you up late at night so you don't have to drink and drive and get a DUI, they always surprise you with wonderful fathers day, birthday, and xmas gifts.  My family listens to you and knows what you like and loves to make you happy!! Our fabulous first family trip, my family helped us out so much!! Taking care of Lil M, treating you to surf lessons, treating you to many meals... I mean, that is what a family does! They DO NOT and should NEVER treat everyone with disrespect and negativity! My family would never say a negative word about you or your family! Then there's your evil mother who says so many negative things .... I mean does she realize how hurtful it is? Does she care? Or maybe she just expects everyone to just accept that she's a mean drama queen lying bitch?  How am I supposed to feel? How can I ever get over the mean and hurtful things she has said?

You know I have spent multiple hours on the phone with that bitch when she was drunk, sober or just in an emotional spiral! I tried really hard to include her in everything, was super nice to her, and then in return? Telling me that my son doesn't look like me cause I had to do IVF??? Calling my sister and talking crap about my entire family? Texting me mean things about how you're going to be leaving me and were going to get a divorce?? AND PLEASE if you comment again and say that she's not far from the truth or tell me that you are better than me, I am going to freaking kick your ass!! I hate that you always think her comments are funny! You know everyone said that once we got married you changed for the better!! I taught you to be more cultured and have manners!! things your evil mother didn't teach you! I taught you family values! I mean I understand  you grew up without a dad and with a drunk mother.. who was drunk and would be walking around the streets naked cause she was that drunk.. and who cheated on your dad with your baseball coaches multiple times.. but come one!! I am and WILL NEVER be like that!!  

It is not normal for a mother to tell her son how much she thinks he should move away from his wife and son! it is not healthy relationship for a mother to call her son 10 times a day and leaving messages saying to call her back asap!! i mean, i don't even do that to you!! I figure I'll see you when I see you!! 

I believe we need to put a huge distance between us and your mother! To save our marriage and to save our family! She has only caused drama, fights, and negative vibes in our household! She has done nothing positive for us! She only complains about me, and talks crap about me! She then has to say that she had a miscarriage because she wanted your sympathy when I was going through my ectopic and having to get my tubes ligated!! I mean ... come on? Everytime she wants your attention, she fakes a medical issue, diabetes, abnormal blood work, and breast cancer... WHO FAKES BREAST CANCER? 

Well Dh.. I love you but I don't like you right now!! I wish you could just sit down and stop yelling at me when I try to talk to you rationally about the situation!! Stop telling me to "shut my fat mouth" or "shut up you pig" it's rude and dis-tasteful!! And especially stop yelling at Lil M in the middle of the night when he wakes up! telling your 13 month old son "shut the fuck up" or "shut up" or "come on lil m can't you just shut up now it's quiet time" or "daddy is sleeping please just be quiet"

that's rude and mean.. he's just an innocent little baby.. no wonder why he never wants to hang out with yoUu! and that is why I will never let you be with him alone! you have no patience for him and you only say you love him cause you're trying to compete with my love!!

We are looking forward to the 3 1/2 weeks of peace and quiet when you to to Europe by yourself! And remember this.. you are NEVER better than me!! you were never better than me! I have lots of friends surrounding me and supporting me, you.. always have to go golfing by yourself, bowling by yourself, and to Europe by yourself because no one wants to hang out with you!! If you do go golfing with your brother, you have to pay for him and then you have to buy him food and other things..

Think about that!! 

I have no idea why our relationship is a hot mess right now, but I am very upset!! I wish you could wake up and smell the roses! See that the grass is greener on the other side and see that your evil mother is only causing pain! Please.. think about this.... you should just cut her out for us! for our family